Obviously, I'm a pushover for good Marketing - why else would I actually test and try so many new "life-altering, age-defying, must-have, new-and-improved, gotta-have-it" retail gems? Hence, my official rating system, The Magic K8 Ball, from 8 (highest) to 1 (lowest):
8: Gotta Have It! (A proven winner through repeated success or out-of-the-gate awesomeness)
7: Outlook Good (Just short of perfect, and definitely worth a try)
6: Signs Point to Yes (A solid performance but I've seen better)
5: Pretty Sure (Above average, but okay if you skip it)
4: Result Hazy, Ask Again Later (Too soon tell; need more time)
3: Not So Much (Below average but not a total loser)
2: Don't Count on It (Pretty crummy; $ better spent on an overpriced latte)
1: What A Joke! (Overrated and complete waste of good shoe money)
No comments:
Post a Comment